Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
My coworker was like "the girl i have a crush on wants to meet me right now but we are working so I can't leave" and I deadass told him that he should pretend he's sick and take an early leave so he can go get some pussy. and he did. The bond between a straight guy who's smitten and a lesbian is unbreakable tbh
Update: they ended up having sex and he told me he had a wonderful time. This is why everyone needs an emotional support lesbian
so even though I sent a round of emails to withdraw my outstanding queries, I’m still receiving rejections. which means that the total tally of book rejections, as of this morning, is now 69
I am now actively praying for one more rejection so that it’s not stuck at the sex number forever
oh I’ve actually had an acceptance, I’m signed to a literary agency! which is why the continuing rejections are a bit funny, they’re like “I’m so sorry but…. we don’t want you.” okay, but the other guy did!!! I’m already with the other guy!! stop!
70 rejections, thank god
Unrestrained summer fun 😁
this must be such a delicate experience for a creature that can dive two stories deep and has been seen cliff diving into the ocean
Such a quiet and gentle experience for a megafauna cryptid that can headbutt a speeding truck and walk away
It’s like seeing Godzilla in a kiddie pool